TrAcK 12 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Dr. Preston Burke (Grey's Anatomy) If you are good with your hands, and brilliant, this profession may be for you. Preston Burke is as gifted at using a scalpel as he is at removing his scrubs in the heat of the moment.
Jackie Moon (Semi-Pro) Professional athlete is for those with talent, drive, and... talent. Look at Jackie Moon, he's not even good enough and he still went for it. It worked out well, too.