picklebeeey is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Erin Brockovich (Erin Brockovich) A paralegal works administratively under the direct supervision of a lawyer. Erin Brokovich (played by that misery, what's-her-face) is a paralegal, and it's due to her hard work that the movie ends happily ever after.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Prof. Emily Appleton (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) Translators capture the nuance and grammar of one language and put it into another. Emily the polyglot plugs them into her noggin and goes wild. Steer her clear of your dictionaries.
Dr. Ross Geller (Friends) Anthropologists study different cultures in an effort to understand how they grow and develop. As a paleontologist, Dr. Ross "We were on a Break!" Geller spends his life trying to understand dinosaur culture and the reason why he has so many failed marriages.