codexaenir is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at taking risks.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Abigail Chase (National Treasure) Being a museum curator involves planning exhibits and being the liaison to the public. One wonders how Abigail, who does not seem to be all that bright, ever became a museum curator, especially at the Smithsonian, where you'd think they had higher standards.
Curtis Taylor Jr. (Dreamgirls) Finding bands and/or performers who can sell records, then signing and using them, that's the biz of the music producer. Cutis Taylor goes a slightly different route: He rips the band off, marries the singer, and cheats on her.
Mark Ritts (In Smog and Thunder) Historians research and compile the stories we learn in school. But The Historian is a little too good at morphing horrific events into fairy tales.