Racegirl308 is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Jean Noble (Novocaine) Scraping plaque, telling you to spit, listening to soft rock, these are the calling cards of the dental hygienist. Jean has a job because she married the dentist she works for, and because she can look the other way while he steals painkillers and kills people.
Abigail Chase (National Treasure) Being a museum curator involves planning exhibits and being the liaison to the public. One wonders how Abigail, who does not seem to be all that bright, ever became a museum curator, especially at the Smithsonian, where you'd think they had higher standards.
Mark Ritts (In Smog and Thunder) Historians research and compile the stories we learn in school. But The Historian is a little too good at morphing horrific events into fairy tales.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?