crazzibeautiful is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Jesus (South Park) Carpenters build homes mostly, but some even specialize in other things such as furniture, cabinets, tables, etc. Have you ever wondered what Jesus built? Crucifixes need to be built: It's possible that Jesus was commissioned by Pontius Pilate to construct the very cross he was nailed to.