Xepa is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee (A Few Good Men) Whether you want to put people in jail or keep them out of it, law is the right career for you. But, like Lt. Daniel Kaffee, you have to be able to handle the truth.
Tony Montana (Scarface) Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.