moonman1513 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Brian Fantana (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy) Arguably greater celebrities than movie stars, television reporters win remarkable trust and praise. As for Brian Fantana, he could tell you, "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."
Curtis Taylor Jr. (Dreamgirls) Finding bands and/or performers who can sell records, then signing and using them, that's the biz of the music producer. Cutis Taylor goes a slightly different route: He rips the band off, marries the singer, and cheats on her.