Pinker33 is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't mind to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Dewey Finn (The School of Rock) A music teacher teaches students to perform and enjoy music. If you're Dewey Finn, then you don't need a Masters to do it. You just have to steal your roommate's job and identity and start your own School of Rock with a class of musically gifted fifth graders.
Paul Barnell (The Big White) Travel agents figure out the best possible vacation for someone they don't really know all that well. Paul Burnell isn't so good at this, and the only way he can get himself out of the financial trouble he's in, is to kidnap a frozen corpse that the mob is chasing.
Jody (Seinfeld) A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.