Mahgieeee is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Groundskeeper Willie (The Simpsons) Mowing lawns, raking leaves, trimming branches: this is what groundskeepers do. Willie, though offensive and a drunkard, manages to do his job adequately.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Dr. Ross Geller (Friends) Anthropologists study different cultures in an effort to understand how they grow and develop. As a paleontologist, Dr. Ross "We were on a Break!" Geller spends his life trying to understand dinosaur culture and the reason why he has so many failed marriages.