Delonta D is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Andy Sachs (The Devil Wears Prada) With awesome writing/editing chops, and additional prioritizing and organizational skills, you will be an awesome editorial assistant. Soon you'll be snatching more than Prada from the devil.
The Maytag Repairman (Maytag Commercials) You will keep things cool. If you work with The Maytag Repairman you will have a lot of time off because maytags rarely break.
Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros.) Plumbers fix sewage systems: It is by far the most necessary job in the world. The most famous plumber is, of course, Mario Mario (much to the chagrin of Luigi) who battles goombas in the sewers and... other things, too.
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China) If you're a truck driver it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to constantly drive across the country. Jack Burton goes from San Francisco to Hell, battling beholders and ancient Chinese Gods... go rent "Big Trouble in Little China" immediately.
Leo Bloom (The Producers) You've arrived at the best position for lovers of quantitative numerical analysis... fun-loving accountant. Hopefully, your office allows you to belt out "Springtime for Hitler" every once in a blue.