andre366 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Bruce Banner (Hulk) Chemists study chemicals' compositions and their effects when mixed together. Think it sounds boring? Well, don't tell that to Dr. Bruce Banner or he'll get pissed and transform into a big green hulking beast that will pound your face senseless.