jjm12 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Miss Baggoli (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) People don't just intrinsically know how to act or do stagecraft. This the job of the drama teacher. It isn't easy acting up with kids all day, but Baggoli loves it way too much.
Nick Marshall (What Women Want) You are very charismatic and that is why this job is for you. You get to wine and dine clients while you try to sell them on ad campaigns. Just don't fall in love with your boss while you are trying to steal her job.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Lucille (Sin City) Probation and parole officers look after people on probation or parole. In Sin City, Lucille is Marv's parole officer and friend (this doesn't happen often, I assure you), and everything goes swimmingly until some crazy guy eats her hand and she gets shot... bummer.