Stephaniie44 is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Silvia Broome (The Interpreter) Interpreters work closely with others, producing "on-the-fly" translations of human speech. Unfortunately, this skill made Silvia Broome privy to an assassination plot. Imagine having to translate "you're going to die" to an unsuspecting diplomat. Not fun.
Abigail Chase (National Treasure) Being a museum curator involves planning exhibits and being the liaison to the public. One wonders how Abigail, who does not seem to be all that bright, ever became a museum curator, especially at the Smithsonian, where you'd think they had higher standards.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.