Deathcab For Rachel is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Hunter 'Patch' Adams (Patch Adams) A pediatrician is a doctor who specializes in child healthcare. I promise you, if you become a pediatrician, there will be much more laughter than there was in that awful Patch Adams.