Andrew G is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Miss Baggoli (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) People don't just intrinsically know how to act or do stagecraft. This the job of the drama teacher. It isn't easy acting up with kids all day, but Baggoli loves it way too much.
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.
Dr. Ross Geller (Friends) Anthropologists study different cultures in an effort to understand how they grow and develop. As a paleontologist, Dr. Ross "We were on a Break!" Geller spends his life trying to understand dinosaur culture and the reason why he has so many failed marriages.