Stephanie G is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Prof. Emily Appleton (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) Translators capture the nuance and grammar of one language and put it into another. Emily the polyglot plugs them into her noggin and goes wild. Steer her clear of your dictionaries.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Jack Lucas (The Fisher King) DJs play music, conduct interviews, and sometimes just ramble over the radio. Jack Lucas is an out of work shock-jock who prefers the company of bums to looking for a job.
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.