Kevin J is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.
Brian Kelly (Something New) Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones Series) Archaeologists study artifacts of past civilizations in order to better understand their cultures and societies. While some do this from the comforts of their cushy desks, Indy takes a more hands-on approach by whipping Nazis, raiding dangerous tombs and running from giant boulders.
Jack Lucas (The Fisher King) DJs play music, conduct interviews, and sometimes just ramble over the radio. Jack Lucas is an out of work shock-jock who prefers the company of bums to looking for a job.