williambmason is looking for a career that will allow him to have money. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Writing and Science, and is good at helping people.
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Dr. Brodsky (A Clockwork Orange) When a person suffers trauma, or is a general nutter, they're sent to a counseling psychologist for help. Dr. Brodsky takes a different approach than the "lay on the couch" kind, and straps poor Alex to a chair, filling him with drugs and forcing him to watch unspeakable horrors.
Mayor Adam West (Family Guy) Mayors oversee and govern the politcal organization of their cities. Unlike the bumbling Adam West (and many others we've known), you have to look after the town first.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?
Jean Noble (Novocaine) Scraping plaque, telling you to spit, listening to soft rock, these are the calling cards of the dental hygienist. Jean has a job because she married the dentist she works for, and because she can look the other way while he steals painkillers and kills people.