imaginefutility is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at taking risks.
Leo Bloom (The Producers) You've arrived at the best position for lovers of quantitative numerical analysis... fun-loving accountant. Hopefully, your office allows you to belt out "Springtime for Hitler" every once in a blue.
Abigail Chase (National Treasure) Being a museum curator involves planning exhibits and being the liaison to the public. One wonders how Abigail, who does not seem to be all that bright, ever became a museum curator, especially at the Smithsonian, where you'd think they had higher standards.
Dewey Finn (The School of Rock) A music teacher teaches students to perform and enjoy music. If you're Dewey Finn, then you don't need a Masters to do it. You just have to steal your roommate's job and identity and start your own School of Rock with a class of musically gifted fifth graders.
Miracle Max (The Princess Bride) Pharmacists distribute the pharmaceuticals that we all love. Now Miracle Max, he was a pharmacist before the bad times, but also prior to chemistry, too, during alchemy times, so it really was a miracle that anything he did worked.
Milo Jackson (Airheads) Audio engineers help produce and record sound. Milo Jackson not only does both these things, but also fends off crazed water gun-toting metal heads that want to hijack his radio station.