JTaft is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't mind to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Jesus (South Park) Carpenters build homes mostly, but some even specialize in other things such as furniture, cabinets, tables, etc. Have you ever wondered what Jesus built? Crucifixes need to be built: It's possible that Jesus was commissioned by Pontius Pilate to construct the very cross he was nailed to.
Vianne Rocher (Chocolat) The production of tasty treats, the sweet and the salty, is the business of the baker. Vianne Rocher gets to bone Johnny Depp because of her skills.
Smokey Bear (Smokey Bear Commercials) Forest workers make sure we don't die from lack of oxygen for a lack of trees. Smokey the Bear spends his time warning against fires, but I think it is because he lives in the woods, and if you burn them down, he's deadzo.