CasieChaos is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
The Impressive Clergyman (The Princess Bride) As a priest you get to both marry people and condemn them to hell. You also get to wear fancy robes that would seem a little flamboyant on someone outside the clergy, and shake a little tin of incense all around you. Even being able to pronounce "marriage" isn't a prerequisite.
Rika Nishina (Ju-on: The Grudge) Social workers help clients with anything from housing to personal and domestic problems. But Rika is well beyond bed-ridden patients and alcoholics. Fighting ghosts with a Grudge is her reluctant specialty.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Merv Green (Death to Smoochy) Non-profit managers are like normal business managers except that they work for non-profit companies. That doesn't mean you play nice. If you're Merv Green, sometimes you have to resort to death threats to get a children's icon like Smoochy to perform a benefit ice show.