melliebee is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Writing and Math, and is good at helping people.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Annie Sullivan (The Miracle Worker) Special education instructors employ their greatest strengths-kindness and patience-to educate those with mental or physical challenges. Annie Sullivan is the Mother Teresa of her day, helping deaf-blind Hellen Keller become an author, activist, and lecturer.
Brian Fantana (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy) Arguably greater celebrities than movie stars, television reporters win remarkable trust and praise. As for Brian Fantana, he could tell you, "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."