spunger316 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Conan The Librarian (Conan the Librarian) The preservation and distribution of books is a noble profession. Conan knows it, and when he's not cataloguing, he's chopping patrons in half for being ignorant.
Jack Lucas (The Fisher King) DJs play music, conduct interviews, and sometimes just ramble over the radio. Jack Lucas is an out of work shock-jock who prefers the company of bums to looking for a job.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Jesus (South Park) Carpenters build homes mostly, but some even specialize in other things such as furniture, cabinets, tables, etc. Have you ever wondered what Jesus built? Crucifixes need to be built: It's possible that Jesus was commissioned by Pontius Pilate to construct the very cross he was nailed to.