goblue1162 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
Fire Marshall Bill (In Living Color) If you have never said, "Oh, there were people in there, well they should have gotten out," then you may want to look into firefighting. Fire Marshal Bill teaches about fire safety rules and the dangers of ignoring them.
Silvia Broome (The Interpreter) Interpreters work closely with others, producing "on-the-fly" translations of human speech. Unfortunately, this skill made Silvia Broome privy to an assassination plot. Imagine having to translate "you're going to die" to an unsuspecting diplomat. Not fun.