zbuchheit is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet (The West Wing) Politicians have tremendous power to benefit society through legislation and diplomacy. Many don't. But "Jed" Bartlet certainly holds up his end.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee (A Few Good Men) Whether you want to put people in jail or keep them out of it, law is the right career for you. But, like Lt. Daniel Kaffee, you have to be able to handle the truth.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.