dannyjyakel is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Veronica Corningstone (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy) Broadcasters are very often the most annoying people on television, the friendship between them is obviously false, and their jokes always seem to fall flat. Veronica Corningstone is an exception, perhaps because of her fictional nature.
Prof. Emily Appleton (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) Translators capture the nuance and grammar of one language and put it into another. Emily the polyglot plugs them into her noggin and goes wild. Steer her clear of your dictionaries.
David Spritz (The Weather Man) Meteorologists figure out when it will rain, if that hurricane should be feared, or if it will just kill a bunch of Floridians, that kind of stuff. The weather man is one part meteorologist and one part broadcast journalist, much to the chagrin of David Spritz.