Death-Cow is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Nick Marshall (What Women Want) You are very charismatic and that is why this job is for you. You get to wine and dine clients while you try to sell them on ad campaigns. Just don't fall in love with your boss while you are trying to steal her job.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Vincent Chase (Entourage) Start the paparazzi bulbs because you are going to make it big. You will be learning scripts, meeting legendary talents, and taking the role you may regret to pay the rent. Don't worry though, you friends will stay close by your side, as long as you employ them and let them live in your mansion.
Tony Montana (Scarface) Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.
David Basner (Nothing in Common) You are the ideal advertising executive with quick wit, creativity, and a hand in current trends- it's smooth sailing for you. Life is like a box of chocolates and you are going to eat every one.