ericballer45 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Math and Arts, and is good at helping people.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Phil Parma (Magnolia) Home healthcare people go to the homes of the sick or elderly and do for them what they cannot do themselves. Phil Parma of Magnolia does all kinds of things for his patient, even ordering porn.