weaslehockey is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Science and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Smokey Bear (Smokey Bear Commercials) Forest workers make sure we don't die from lack of oxygen for a lack of trees. Smokey the Bear spends his time warning against fires, but I think it is because he lives in the woods, and if you burn them down, he's deadzo.
Harms (ER) You are perfect for bouncing around in the back of an ambulance en route to save the life of a stranger. Unlike on ER, it would be best if you don't get romantic with your coworkers.
Phil Parma (Magnolia) Home healthcare people go to the homes of the sick or elderly and do for them what they cannot do themselves. Phil Parma of Magnolia does all kinds of things for his patient, even ordering porn.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.