cactus678 is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.