ochris317 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at sales.
Lucille (Sin City) Probation and parole officers look after people on probation or parole. In Sin City, Lucille is Marv's parole officer and friend (this doesn't happen often, I assure you), and everything goes swimmingly until some crazy guy eats her hand and she gets shot... bummer.
Vianne Rocher (Chocolat) The production of tasty treats, the sweet and the salty, is the business of the baker. Vianne Rocher gets to bone Johnny Depp because of her skills.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.
Erin Brockovich (Erin Brockovich) A paralegal works administratively under the direct supervision of a lawyer. Erin Brokovich (played by that misery, what's-her-face) is a paralegal, and it's due to her hard work that the movie ends happily ever after.