ashley00013 is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Writing and Math, and is good at managing people.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
Phil Parma (Magnolia) Home healthcare people go to the homes of the sick or elderly and do for them what they cannot do themselves. Phil Parma of Magnolia does all kinds of things for his patient, even ordering porn.
The Impressive Clergyman (The Princess Bride) As a priest you get to both marry people and condemn them to hell. You also get to wear fancy robes that would seem a little flamboyant on someone outside the clergy, and shake a little tin of incense all around you. Even being able to pronounce "marriage" isn't a prerequisite.