OneAndOnly1389 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values freedom. He enjoys Writing and Science, and is good at sales.
Jackie Moon (Semi-Pro) Professional athlete is for those with talent, drive, and... talent. Look at Jackie Moon, he's not even good enough and he still went for it. It worked out well, too.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Mugatu (Zoolander) The title "fashion designer" really says it all: They design things that people wear. Mugatu is the genius behind the piano key tie.
John Beckwith (Wedding Crashers) A venture capitalist funds prospective businesses, inventions and more. If you can become a venture capitalist, go for it, because if you succeed you'll have so much free time and cash that you can crash weddings just like John Beckwith.
Lt Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Top Gun) Pilots, as you already know, fly planes: commercial, passenger or military. Maverick is the best of the best and doesn't take shots from anybody.