militarybrat89 is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Dr. Ross Geller (Friends) Anthropologists study different cultures in an effort to understand how they grow and develop. As a paleontologist, Dr. Ross "We were on a Break!" Geller spends his life trying to understand dinosaur culture and the reason why he has so many failed marriages.
Miss Baggoli (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) People don't just intrinsically know how to act or do stagecraft. This the job of the drama teacher. It isn't easy acting up with kids all day, but Baggoli loves it way too much.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?
Dr. Tony Gates (ER) Paramedics drive ambulences and perform medical work in the ambulences and on the scenes of accidents. Tony Gates was a pretty boy paramedic who screwed up all the time because he was busy flirting instead of working... bum.