SoccerFC04 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Math and Science, and is good at sales.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Harms (ER) You are perfect for bouncing around in the back of an ambulance en route to save the life of a stranger. Unlike on ER, it would be best if you don't get romantic with your coworkers.
John Quincy Archibald (John Q) Healthcare administrators make sure the hospitals they work for run smoothly. John Q. Archibald has a dying son and no insurance, and he quickly finds that an alternative qualification to being an administrator is owning a gun.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Hunter 'Patch' Adams (Patch Adams) A pediatrician is a doctor who specializes in child healthcare. I promise you, if you become a pediatrician, there will be much more laughter than there was in that awful Patch Adams.