AlCosta15 is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Math and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Ben (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) You will be thrust into the studies of the bear and bull marketplace. Can... Anyone?... Anyone?... Anyone? Answer the pressing questions about the economy? Bueller?
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Newman (Seinfeld) Civil servants are workers, such as mailmen, that are employed by a government to serve the public good. We all love getting our mail on time, but if you have a mailman like Newman, expect to get it late. If you do, greet them with a disdain-filled greeting such as, "Hello, Newman... "