S1L3NTM3NS0 is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Writing and Arts, and is good at taking risks.
Vianne Rocher (Chocolat) The production of tasty treats, the sweet and the salty, is the business of the baker. Vianne Rocher gets to bone Johnny Depp because of her skills.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
Alice Kinnon (The Last Days of Disco) An eye for detail and a lot of creativity will lead you to success in this career. Disco music will not lead you to success because it is DEAD!
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.