Wat Da Hook Gon Be? is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
Dr. Preston Burke (Grey's Anatomy) If you are good with your hands, and brilliant, this profession may be for you. Preston Burke is as gifted at using a scalpel as he is at removing his scrubs in the heat of the moment.
RoboCop (RoboCop) Police officers are both loved and hated for upholding justice, and not just by criminals, but by the law abiding public as well. If I were a cop, I'd want to be like Robocop, except for the part where you have to get shot for like six straight minutes.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!