citysportsphilly is looking for a career that will allow him to have money. He doesn't want to work hard, and values freedom. He enjoys Math and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Britney ("Toxic" Music Video) Some think flight attendants just fluff pillows and serve drinks, but the main reason they are there is to help in case of an emergency. You can certainly do a better job than Brittany Spears whose plane crashed long ago.
Jody (Seinfeld) A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Jesus (South Park) Carpenters build homes mostly, but some even specialize in other things such as furniture, cabinets, tables, etc. Have you ever wondered what Jesus built? Crucifixes need to be built: It's possible that Jesus was commissioned by Pontius Pilate to construct the very cross he was nailed to.
Nurse Mildred Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) A nurse takes care of ailing patients when they are in the hospital or incapacitated at home. That said, if you're Nurse Ratched dealing with mental patients, and you get a troublemaker like McMurphy, then it's you're job to break them. Lobotomies are you're only option.