About Me
wiseass53 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values freedom. He enjoys Writing and Arts, and is good at managing people.
My Role in Life
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Jack Torrance (The Shining)There's a thousand problems that could come up in a hotel, and the hotel manager must prevent or fix them. Unfortunately for Jack, his hotel has a problem with ghosts, and the only way to fix the problem is to murder his family with an axe. Oh well, when duty calls...
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Brian Kelly (Something New)Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
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Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat)If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.
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Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy)It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
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Lucille (Sin City)Probation and parole officers look after people on probation or parole. In Sin City, Lucille is Marv's parole officer and friend (this doesn't happen often, I assure you), and everything goes swimmingly until some crazy guy eats her hand and she gets shot... bummer.
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