onthestage101 is looking for a career that will allow him to have money. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Darcy McGuire (What Women Want) Advertising Managers identify the target markets, outline goals, set budgets, and establish new client relationships. You will be a success as long as no one is reading your mind and stealing your ideas.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Nick Marshall (What Women Want) You are very charismatic and that is why this job is for you. You get to wine and dine clients while you try to sell them on ad campaigns. Just don't fall in love with your boss while you are trying to steal her job.
Newman (Seinfeld) Civil servants are workers, such as mailmen, that are employed by a government to serve the public good. We all love getting our mail on time, but if you have a mailman like Newman, expect to get it late. If you do, greet them with a disdain-filled greeting such as, "Hello, Newman... "
Toby Flenderson (The Office) Human resources conducts performance management, oversees employee relations, and participates in resource planning. Toby does his job well, even if he is constantly being thwarted by his overbearing boss.