qwerty123 is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values freedom. He enjoys Writing and Arts, and is good at sales.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
RoboCop (RoboCop) Police officers are both loved and hated for upholding justice, and not just by criminals, but by the law abiding public as well. If I were a cop, I'd want to be like Robocop, except for the part where you have to get shot for like six straight minutes.
Buddy Kane (American Beauty) If selling houses sounds like your idea of fun this is the job for you. But sleeping with competition leads to stale cheeseburgers. Clients are fine, competition, not fine.