mrbrawley is looking for a career that will allow him to have power. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Math and Science, and is good at managing people.
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
John Quincy Archibald (John Q) Healthcare administrators make sure the hospitals they work for run smoothly. John Q. Archibald has a dying son and no insurance, and he quickly finds that an alternative qualification to being an administrator is owning a gun.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.