jayohwhy is looking for a career that will allow her to have prestige. She doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. She enjoys Writing and Arts, and is good at being creative.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Andy Sachs (The Devil Wears Prada) With awesome writing/editing chops, and additional prioritizing and organizational skills, you will be an awesome editorial assistant. Soon you'll be snatching more than Prada from the devil.
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Darcy McGuire (What Women Want) Advertising Managers identify the target markets, outline goals, set budgets, and establish new client relationships. You will be a success as long as no one is reading your mind and stealing your ideas.