simonsync is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Math and Writing, and is good at helping people.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.