mphinch32 is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Lucille (Sin City) Probation and parole officers look after people on probation or parole. In Sin City, Lucille is Marv's parole officer and friend (this doesn't happen often, I assure you), and everything goes swimmingly until some crazy guy eats her hand and she gets shot... bummer.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat) If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.
Mary Fiore (The Wedding Planner) Ambitious, hard-working and extremely organized, wedding planners know exactly what to do and say to make any wedding a spectacular event. While Mary Fiore is a successful supplier of romance and glamour, she is also a bad girl who steals the groom of one of her clients.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.