Snappledagreat is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Writing and Science, and is good at managing people.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
Fire Marshall Bill (In Living Color) If you have never said, "Oh, there were people in there, well they should have gotten out," then you may want to look into firefighting. Fire Marshal Bill teaches about fire safety rules and the dangers of ignoring them.
RoboCop (RoboCop) Police officers are both loved and hated for upholding justice, and not just by criminals, but by the law abiding public as well. If I were a cop, I'd want to be like Robocop, except for the part where you have to get shot for like six straight minutes.
Tony Montana (Scarface) Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.