sashabreen is looking for a career that will allow him to have prestige. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Writing and Science, and is good at managing people.
Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) Businesses need managers: without a boss breathing down your neck you would never do any work at all, you'd just sit there, or stay home and show up on Friday for your paycheck. Lumbergh is the perfect example of how even the most unpleasant of people can get the respect of a whole corporation by simply having a good job.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Tony Montana (Scarface) Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police) Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
Buck Strickland (King of the Hill) Industrial engineers find the fastest way for you to get your cheeseburger or how to make that heart transplant smoother. Buck Strickland is the head-honcho of Strickland Propane, but he is, unfortunately, undone by booze and women.