Lonesha11 is looking for a career that will allow her to have money. She doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. She enjoys Science and Writing, and is good at sales.
Miracle Max (The Princess Bride) Pharmacists distribute the pharmaceuticals that we all love. Now Miracle Max, he was a pharmacist before the bad times, but also prior to chemistry, too, during alchemy times, so it really was a miracle that anything he did worked.
Newman (Seinfeld) Civil servants are workers, such as mailmen, that are employed by a government to serve the public good. We all love getting our mail on time, but if you have a mailman like Newman, expect to get it late. If you do, greet them with a disdain-filled greeting such as, "Hello, Newman... "
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Dr. Petra Von Kant (Bio-Dome) Environmental engineers find a way to efficiently keep us all alive. Dr. Petra von Kant did a remarkable job of this: By locking Pauly Shore away she must have stopped thousands upon thousands of suicides.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.