spelman314 is looking for a career that will allow her to have power. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Leo Bloom (The Producers) You've arrived at the best position for lovers of quantitative numerical analysis... fun-loving accountant. Hopefully, your office allows you to belt out "Springtime for Hitler" every once in a blue.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live) Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.
Dr. Brodsky (A Clockwork Orange) When a person suffers trauma, or is a general nutter, they're sent to a counseling psychologist for help. Dr. Brodsky takes a different approach than the "lay on the couch" kind, and straps poor Alex to a chair, filling him with drugs and forcing him to watch unspeakable horrors.
Rabbi Tuckman (The Adventures of Robin Hood) Step one: Become Jewish; you will find being Catholic or Muslim will be a great hurdle in your path to becoming Rabbinical. If you're already Jewish, your halfway there. Rabbi Tuckman was a Rabbi way back when, and not only did he preach the faith, he also shipped Manischewitz.